After attending hundreds of baseball games in my lifetime, I have seen some unacceptable things take place in front of me. Here are the ten things done at a game that if done, please proceed to the nearest exit.

10. Limit 3 trips down the aisle per game please. Some of us actually came to see a game, not try every food in the park.

Hard to watch a game when you have walked by me 12 times.

9. You’re not getting on the big screen unless you are a cute little kid or a hot girl, get over it and sit down.

Keep waving pal.

8. If you are an opposing fan and you are obnoxious, don’t be surprised if it creates problems.

You cant understand why everyone wants to kick your ass.

7. Chanting for a team that does not play this sport, immediate ejection.

No sir, Luc Longley is not in the lineup tonight.

6. When you have seats behind home plate and  continue to wave at the camera for your friends, I hope a ball hits you in the face.

If you're an asshole stand up.

5. Bringing a glove to a game if your above the age of ten.

Shocking he is sitting alone.

4. Personalized jerseys, end of story.

Heard he was having a great year.

3. The “gotta beat the traffic” excuse.

Enjoy the open roads, you just missed a six run comeback.

2. When texting all game you are struck by a foul ball, I have no sympathy.

Why even show up?

1. The wave, a horrendous sports tradition.

Whoever created this tradition is a dick.